ON YOUR MARKS. GET SET. GO!

I'm Britton Cunningham Merritt, and I've always fallen on the interesting side of weird. I'm a marketer by trade and a nerd by choice. I was the kid in school that presented extravagant projects with unnecessary costumes and props. I dance to the beat of my own drum and let my creativity guide me through life. 

WORK HARD OR DIE TRYIN, GIRL.

I have no clue how to be bored; at least, that's what I keep telling myself. In my early twenties, I worked a variety of marketing jobs in research, content creation, design and copywriting. I've work agency and client side building an extensive collection of marketing strategies and insights.

1. Breakfast is not a time of day; it's a way of life. How does anyone say no to bacon and eggs? I'm proud to say McDonald's has finally gotten on my level.

2. My longest relationship has lasted a strong and steady eight years. We even bought a sofa together because you can ship anything on Amazon Prime. 

3. I'm a hot commodity when it comes to bar trivia. My daily commute companions on NPR keep me a well-oiled news machine. 

4. I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts letter. I applied to their graduate program, and I think the owl got lost.

5. Adults are expected to have kitchen skills. I've channeled that requirement into making desserts for my inner child.

6. I never know where I put my keys, but I can bust out the lyrics to any 90's song when I haven't heard it for 16 years.